Snaanta Claws

Trun up you speekers becus you need to listin up! This a REL TRU. Ruffly 1 Zilliun peopel selabraet crissmis. But anothre ruffly 99% of them same people is not who no what the is the rel tru story of the grate sannta clas.



Sannta was a young boy when he was younger. He wsa burn in a manger on planit krypton. His virgin mom and dad were in big troubel so they put him in a rockitship with rainder and sent him to planit erth. He was rased by a famly like an orfin son but thay new he was a rel werrd won. Thay sint hmi on a mission when he got old but he got crusifyd by his arch eneny Lex Luter. But hi live. Now to pay a world for him dying sins he must delivr a zilliun toys to kids, but only if thay are rich becus i dont no its a mistry. He laves in the south powl and dansis with al a talkin smurfs who he slaves to his toy factry. He also has a lot of gards like adobmbible snowmin, and a robot. and a million gun shoters. people alwey wnt to tseel him toy or rainder to mak him lost a power no the snow. if you lave hima cookie or cow milk he wil fil yoursock with cindy but if you dunt he wil put in crude oil.
Evvywon warship saanta becus of his miracl pwoer and lots of strong branes. He can see anyone everyware becuse rely his virgin dad wasn't rel but it was god. So on his burthdya you cna eat a candcane to remimbr how he use to get hit with a cane for ppunishmint. Back in the goldin day you can beet you kid up rel hard and mak him blood or cry or somethin. So my moril is this; FACT: Baby stannta is a lerjick to the son, so he only brang toy at nite, so owr sun is make out of a out of kriptonintes.