TOP GUN

wellcom back. it ben a whle but i got a rel tru for you.
won time a man go to a be a good solider. so him jyon the armee. him gona tbe the best at the besst shot the hed guy them armee have. so he get a big gun adn then i m shot a atarget. bllwoq2!!!!!!!! its all brokn . them armmen say hae is a good sohtter and he ges a prrmoshun. evvy won is like OMGOMGMOG HOW DO U DO IT and ehs like "CHILL FOOOOOOOOLS" but thm won chil they wnana konw NOW. he keps blatsing all teh targits in a mllion peaces. but at nite hes gona dispare and evrywn is liek wtf whre he at? he is ahidn a rel scecret from evrywon. but evn thows he a best shotrs the world evrsn see somwon can flowlow him. andthat wsomewon wis ME!


ys. i folowl him al the way thrugh a wods. all thw ay down a rivr. all the way in a vcave where he stops. i wahc him srecetyl transfoRMAS into a warewolf and eat a got.!!!!! i was like OMGG!!! and hewas like HAHAHA OYU SEEME! i thoink he was gona eat me to but he didnt thas how i can tpie this. he tel me bout his momm is a wolf and his dad is a ware. now i get it. so tha fact is warewfols is a best shot! but in humrn form. wilf pawls cant shot a shot gun. HAAH DUMBAS!!!!!!!!!!!!