a mazeing discovrys

yuo thnk you nko me but you dont. shore you now im a rel pro at types, and txt typing. but ur not awhere of my hobys. for instant i are a deep see divrs who noew? i new. shut up and listn cuz i amde a mazing discrovers.
last city of atlampist.



its nto all mermans and fishladiz having perl fites and palying bubleswims or trident races. its a rel srsly place were everyon is a jrk like in newy orkl. a fihspepole metropolitcs. its crazy but tru, rel tru. above is a pishure of a real car thy made down thare with ther good technooly. its not a bubly sity like you thank eithr its made in a glass box, not dome. amd its like a milion thatusand miles likong. tht evn have wars and stfuf but only civil cuz ther is only 1 underwaters sity. so its cool. but moistly its justjrks who wnat no torists so gt outa my way! on day i amy go bck but the extchangr rate is trible (1 merdolar = 500 americ dolar. and a bobble of pepsi cast like 2 merdlaors. its sucky but fish job pay god like 20 merdolras an nor but they take fishnap a lot too so woks easy and all thay jubs re just like mall jobs her.)

a taco boy

hi an woelcome to my blolg.
a story is a tru when i fact invistigates it. so ilstin to this.



one dya a boy who is tierd eat a taco. his taco is sooooog ood that when he ate he sayt wake up just to ate but not to selep evn thow hes so tire. he jsut kep stay up and kep stya up to has a taco but not to ntefvr slepd. i duno but you but im no docor but i no i need to seleep sometim so whin he dont i think a problm. but he dont he jst kep eat and ate toca. it mut be big czu my taco is donn eat and pop out in flive minit.
but he love a taco so god he sayt awake forevr until he finsih it but by then he die from exawshtion or probly eat to much also a chiose for his die reson. i alrdy say im no doctr.
the morel is dont lover your tacosfod so much you never lsept a gain or ulse you can sleptf orevr. its sad. and that a rel tru.

hlep compuetr

So listin ino it ben a long tim sense i post to teh bolg but this is the rel tru abut it. I get hackd. Yup a rel tru.
So probaby a govermant agint was spy on my blogl about how i no rel tru about wizrads and gobul wraming so they shut me down. He did not hak the blogl but what he hack was my brane! yes.

He can use a magic progrim for a comoputr call "Memary Warshr" or somthing top govermant secrit. sjo he make dme for gt my passwors or osmthing but now I use anold indin sherpa to retore my mamory with a tea lief and a walk thru the brane forest. now i can see and strt to brang ur the rel tru you desirve.

today toopic is about vampipers. wwho can rdrank yur blods and make you won of them. Its a danger to my helth but i wint untercover to see one in action.



I met ham on a secrit website comumity about them sepecis. we chat and discus about meat in persom and he agre if i pay him a smal fee. I arange the meating somewher I think ws safe - an abandinned whfarf. me met at late nite so the sun wood not burn him face/off and i chose this spot so that noone wood be around for safty. we tlk about how pretty i am for a long time when he kept touch my hair. he kept ignor my quetion about what it like to be vampiper. jus tkep saing i was so soft and prety. he gave me some candys and a soda (it was god and cold brrrrr) then i fel asleep becuse it was so late i think when i got up he was gone cuz the sum came up or maybe he stay and burn to death i do ont no for shore. i thank he was homeless vampipre because hs tole my clothes.

WIZRDS IN DANJER!

hi welcom t to my bllog. i wil be yur host and i liek that do you? ok now listin. its a siriously. now wait. back up a minit. i no what yur htanking but is not rite. i do no about this topic i spnt a long time with a lot of pople and we are talk about it and evything. we no each othr alot and we can be frinds in tha futrue but not the kid would drank tea togther. just like say hi on aim. ok so whtarver listin. i dit a lot of invistivatino abot this one. it take soverl months to get al this inforformtion to you at thr risk of mafia and ninja atack. so be thnkfull.

wut yur about to reed is hart to belief but its a rel tru:

wizrards are indanger. thar is not to many of htime in this world anymore because of a grand jory back in 1643 about witches and durids and how thry ruin village. so sinc thn a team of hidden nights and asasasins are on the hunt in illegal street fights to kill of aeevery wizrd alive. and i have proof. do you no a man call abram lincin? of course you do he freed amerca slaves. how? wizrd majic. and jon wiilk boot got him becuse he wsa a hunting night of the team "nights of temper'. usly this is more on the donwlow but such a pubic disply of wizfrdy angry jon wwillk sobad he lst his shit and gothim in dailyite.

anothr erason wizrds are gona die son is becus of global wraming.ask about al gore. he tll you this wizrds nature habitit is made of ice castleds and now they ard ieying from globabl wraming. take a lok at efidence of this wizrd on fire from spotanus humanzard combastion of globla wramming.



so if ou cn remembr to slow don to the speed limit you mite save a wild wizards live! be careful. i loveyo beu!

TOP GUN

wellcom back. it ben a whle but i got a rel tru for you.
won time a man go to a be a good solider. so him jyon the armee. him gona tbe the best at the besst shot the hed guy them armee have. so he get a big gun adn then i m shot a atarget. bllwoq2!!!!!!!! its all brokn . them armmen say hae is a good sohtter and he ges a prrmoshun. evvy won is like OMGOMGMOG HOW DO U DO IT and ehs like "CHILL FOOOOOOOOLS" but thm won chil they wnana konw NOW. he keps blatsing all teh targits in a mllion peaces. but at nite hes gona dispare and evrywn is liek wtf whre he at? he is ahidn a rel scecret from evrywon. but evn thows he a best shotrs the world evrsn see somwon can flowlow him. andthat wsomewon wis ME!


ys. i folowl him al the way thrugh a wods. all thw ay down a rivr. all the way in a vcave where he stops. i wahc him srecetyl transfoRMAS into a warewolf and eat a got.!!!!! i was like OMGG!!! and hewas like HAHAHA OYU SEEME! i thoink he was gona eat me to but he didnt thas how i can tpie this. he tel me bout his momm is a wolf and his dad is a ware. now i get it. so tha fact is warewfols is a best shot! but in humrn form. wilf pawls cant shot a shot gun. HAAH DUMBAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pance Crap

OK so thsi on time i was bully on. A big one take me and filed my pance wiht dog crap. He tald evvyone that i craps my pance and that i ate it. Evyone alwayss point to me adn clal me "Pance Crap Pance Crap You Smell A Doodoo" Som time i get putsh in a mud to say it was a crap stane. But also that wasent the worss port. When my pance are fule of dog crap, he sat me on fired and throw me on a dorsteps. When he ring a drorbell and run a man come out and stomp my back and leg. evvyone laf at him for the crap on him shoe. and laft at me for being stomp. he got rel mad bout his boot stane and thankk i did it so he sed "thank it funies? laft at this" and mked me eat a crap from him shoes and stomp my face. Its a rel tru and im stlil sad.