Wednesday, December 13, 2006

baesbal FACT

ok so this one might be a longer wone that n suualy. but deal with it cuz its a rel tru and its super inportnt. ok/good. thsi is all a good fact ino about a real gragdy.
thsi girls in the world is a rel body and she is in many sad. she cna be a god eprsons sometnie but mostnly shesa jerk. it noasways her futls cuz sometimes shess got a bid raps. ok litsin. i no wha yours thingsking but dont. youralred so rong.
sha grouw up back in the oldsoluth and ther was a farm and all hose thing. and soethinme shse was in fights with a pboy and somehns she was plaing in the cornfelds. but anoths tie she was secret good at bseball. so she wntead to joins a tem to play a god time and win all the homreuns. but thya wouldnt like a grl doin that so thy said NONWAAY. so her was alwoays crying abotuits but oyu know what its ok cuz shes got a plan.
she beat and old men andtakes him clohtes and wears em good likea real men wonuld. now she can tricks a boy tohtingks shesa boy asnd now she gota tryout for a tieam. so she ges on the team so shes areal good oen. i htnka bout that onldman and no he didnt die invain.
nows she got to be a good players but was alwasy ask 'wht your name whtat hyour name' and she always te em ruth cuz htas her name but thy now think its a min not a ladys so they hthank ruth is a list naem. wel nows on her jerssy and she sas ok but a news reportas hows is rela a girl to is asking a quesion whas you name waats your noame and she has to anser this tiem from a ltos of gilt. but a wonam reporter is in lovr iwth her so hse doensts spill them bean. she just tel the world secret ocde that is a girl buy calin him BABE like a hot babe youwna date so hard. but you cant cuz you cuy your haire wiht a flowbea and a cavuum clenar. but now you lok real bad and now gal babe detes you. so sad is life. now back to story so readsrz evyerwhate think shes a baber uth. now she go no for a long ime being fmaous baseblas and winging a homerun and soetime eatng a olot. and hse gets fat to. but who cares for a men tohbe that way.

can oyu gueys who the blaseball bplayer real was/? NO NOT MIKE JORADAN.
ITS BABY RUTH!
wow so nowe tha you now a rel ture sturoy about bae roth you can be a rela fan of womni everywher. tahs my morel.

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