Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Yourtobe

Hi i bet you migt didn't know wbotu how i ma a worldfamous youtbre arits. it stro and i share myoany more rel tru wiht yortobe viwers but its most abotu how htm videos are fanke hakcs or overcups by the covermint or sonyt micrlosift. etc. its a rel ltur but sirta difflnt than min blhttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gifog. so check it ourt here:

My tatly aweoms rel tru Yortobe.com oaccount.

and htis is my latest vidoes so you nknwo whhit its i am is all abouta.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

st vagintines day

in special aknowlgetmint about just a wondrluful love hodilay i think in would shre with you a gift thats not about arel tru but i will give u a smallr one.
fatc: thas hlidsay is bulshit about starting al gores globral warmer by mak you spend paper money on papre cards and paper flowers to not be reclyces and burn out oall of your ozoens and then your ice melts and makes yours pespi get watre taste. so dont buy into it. anyway enjory!

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Thursday, January 17, 2008

dokney gang

listin i no yur probabably amreican or something but whatefer just shutup and listin to my rel tru. they have a places in your one world whear its not as safe as your suburbs. they have rel problims and averyone isscared. thay can be all over but i am manly going ot focucs on just one for tody becse its to much to tell you all of them at once your interntes would break and oyu would probably die from a sad attack.
so listin about teh fcat i kno and shaer with you. i wil do whht i can to hel p this prolbim and you should so should you.

some place at our earht are not like the big city we have here were its no walmart targets and cosco . soem places are stil like a whild whlid west and will smiths not thare to save you from the robots. its relly abotu dangerlous animlas. they are not pets like we have to play and use for laber or to ride on. no thy are srious animls who don not fuck aroudn with you. they will kill you for rel. take a look at this house.



as you can se its ben take over by a rel donkey gang. i was in discuise as a one of them like i lerrn they slang and evn did an nitiations with them. oh i had a suit on form halloween. thas how i got this pictur. if i was in human cloths i woul dbe so dead rite now i probabably couldnt even txt type this blolg.
its not just tham its other aminals to but i only had a suit of a horse (they are uneducaded like we are so thy think a hores is the same as donkey) so i coldnt join gamgs with the owls or the tigerss. but you cna get the idea. they just kil people and breka up theyr house unit until its like a place fro them. so be safe ad stay inur sububrs and thats a REL TRU.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

its teh cure

ok so i no a rel tru. thsi one is abotu a guy who drank shis own blood. he isn ot a vampiper or anythin hs just rel smard abot it. i here a rumer hes from a anchent blodline of wicker pagins which isa seceret word abot witchs. sso anywvy hes jsut htis guy who dranks him own blods. but why and thats a question i wil look into for you to brang you a the REL TRU.

it was a very hrard time to track him down but final y i did with the help of a nataves boy from a city or vilage nearby and i had to pay him 2 bottle of coka cola. finnly i met this blodranker but he didnt welcmoes me about asking him he got mad and leaves. finaly he belive im not from a church or fbi to get him and him eplash to me abot its a retual that he family al does to become a man but it also to saty a man. becase thay have a rel curse on them that hwen they turn adlt they will tranfsom into a best. but this lsat day before him 18 birthdayhe drank his child blood to kep him from chnaging. and nnow its stil inhim ssystme so everyday he drnk it again to stay human, but if he misis a day you can se what hhapens.



it was licky to get fix bcause he drnak righta way but alredy he wanted ot eat grass insted. so becarefl ur not cursed but if ur are a cursed, drnk blod. thats the rel tru morel.

Monday, January 14, 2008

i dont stroke

evvy day millian of poeple are effcted bya write strike. greedy fatcat holywood writrs are greedy about money adn now you and evvy won yuo love hes to pay. smoe of you may be concert that i wood go on strke to but yur rong and hers the rel tru about it.



fcat: goldin globes died cuz of the write stroke.
fact: yur not laughng at jay leno david latterman anymore
fcat: they rich anyays.
fcat: wen they dont wrote anywords evryone loses ajob.
facc: they sad about interlebs money? i ownly txt ype on the interwbs and i nevr got pay ONSE! thay rite for mroe than interlebs also for tv and moovie and othrse.
fact: mabe if thye txt type insted of write like an oedler caveman thy get more wrokdone fastr and make more money anyway. srsly who rites anmyoer?

as you can se, thry a rel jerk.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

yeti sufferage

lest weak i meet a yeti. im not lying hear a picshure:



so anyway he was prity col. i acshuly meet like 4 or osmthing i dont count im not a countr im a typr. so anywy he and his frinds wlke totly col about evry thning thy red my blog about wizrd dangr and they call me up cz htey live in ice castels to and they were like 'how come uou only talk baout wizrads in danjers and not yeti and im like i didnt evn no you existsed becusse i was wtching this serch for yetis on netionsl geogaphic and the set traps and camrerers and didnt find none and they wer e liike no shit we hide. i was like OH"

so presidnt gores movey was rite bout them too! they said thy cnat aford a bigr ice castls for they new babiues becaues thy cants sell the old one becuse a lot of fresaons like its melted, and properly values are down cuz of global wramming and thy hav a few intrestd buyyrs but couldnt finances because of allthe sub prom morgiges and the value of teh doller (yetis use USA currentsy) has drops so the markst to bad to sell. so now they cant get a biger unmelted ice castel and thy know a guy (yeti) who sneks into greenlend whish is covfrd in free ice but he canf find a job as illegsl imigrant yeti. also they yeti are euroeen and hate ameriyetis. evn though they helpds em out durings yeti world wars 2.

anywsa im sad so sell ur car and get a bike or a scatebord or like maybe ove to top of mountens and get a job at the bottom and ue can skee to wokr but not home.. i dunnot maybe hanglidf. or invest money in fule sell vehcils (but good money not US wrothles dollers, somethng stronk likea poudn strlings or yourose or yens maybe.)

tnks for svign the yeti.