slaimnders

yow wanta no a rel treu? ok listin up. thsi one migte be hard fro somes of youw. but you nede to tak it likea min! ijmso sick of how lame girl you are act. ok.
so lisitn up ok. thsi is so rel so true its a rel teur.


one daiy it wa s aslamainder gking. he was mich bigers than the toher saliminder. the is why him so king. he wsa a good and nobbles knig. btu one itme a man come to him ahnd he was a evil and a wizrds. he wants to to makes teh kking be aslav. forhth wizrad. so saliminders say NOWAY butas hims so moch pwoer asa winzar that hi cnn ciast a smpell that mkes aa salmindger king ot do whtafgverr hehw ants. this iws whats a peshop is comeing form and now you know it a rel tru.
so wehn you shop to bgetes a bpet for a kids or an ooldman home or anybe a clsassroom and i ududno maybes like a cop or a yours postm deilverery man or lis cuzin frnk or ant minny.lisin i donts ono wohs oyu shoopses for but i just types and you ask me about its so like, your ar ethe ones how sis dumb one here. god. whoever i doesnt evenin mattr. the pOINTis th at salimindresr just might ba king who udnrs a rel wizrard spel.
and if you cute am open and drink thn you can be a wirzrd to. but less power thanm e cuz i drink salmindr all day.