TXT Typing Blog

A Lengend of Snuggel PUss

2009-01-07T10:16:00.003-05:00

Ok listin upa htis ione is a rel tru and its a rel pouplars on you may alredy no it from badtime storys btu listin i no all the rel fACTS of it so pay listin up attentiosn and get redy for your minds to fuckknG Eplxolooooooode! (miyht want to pat duck tape on oyr ears so it donts leak otu your brains)

I'm toa tell you all what i KNOW about the rel tru story for a lengind.. thast rigt its SNUGGEL PUSS.

Thats the cat whos born with humam arms so he can snugel you and huggel you to.

Suggel puss was born from tw o cats all natures not an mixbread of humans and catrs lke some story tell you but its al ie. Nope hsi parents are both cats but hears the tracky part... they arentfrom earth! Nope thaty super rare short hair martian breed cats. And on mars they are bron all normal cat likes but listin its a fact hwne thye are in earths atmosphere they kittens have humam arms! its a caryz one but its atreue but since he was a one of aokidn he was alwyas get the attntnions on the news and newspapers and on the tv news shows and in the newspapres.
and listin i know its a scrya one to see him he might fights yoru face all up karate cats stiles but no hes nice.

he lovea allt hsi attnnions so much he amek his life gole to help you wiht snuggels a ndhugs and he walks htough the poor gettos and hug all them poro ones and he hhugges all the fat ones who are ahugly he evn hugged a mllted face gril. its sad to becus e she go sohapy she died.

hbut one day his dispaleared and no oen can ge his hugs or snugs and im telin you now the whole world go t so s ad tthat this was in 1930 and the whole world had a great deprisson. and evyryone ate shoe lathers and stood in line from bred.

we got hovr him but its like 911, you nevr forgit.

Yourtobe

2008-05-20T11:40:00.002-05:00

Hi i bet you migt didn't know wbotu how i ma a worldfamous youtbre arits. it stro and i share myoany more rel tru wiht yortobe viwers but its most abotu how htm videos are fanke hakcs or overcups by the covermint or sonyt micrlosift. etc. its a rel ltur but sirta difflnt than min blhttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gifog. so check it ourt here:

My tatly aweoms rel tru Yortobe.com oaccount.

and htis is my latest vidoes so you nknwo whhit its i am is all abouta.

st vagintines day

2008-02-14T13:48:00.002-05:00

in special aknowlgetmint about just a wondrluful love hodilay i think in would shre with you a gift thats not about arel tru but i will give u a smallr one.
fatc: thas hlidsay is bulshit about starting al gores globral warmer by mak you spend paper money on papre cards and paper flowers to not be reclyces and burn out oall of your ozoens and then your ice melts and makes yours pespi get watre taste. so dont buy into it. anyway enjory!

_________TXT TYPI____________TXT TYPIN
______TXT TYPING BLO_______TXT TYPING BLOG
____TXT TYPING BLOG TXT___TXT TYPING BLOG TXT
___TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING BLOG _______TXT
__TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING BLOG _________TXT
_TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING BLOG TXT _______TXT
_TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPI______T
TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING B__TXT
TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING BLOG_T
TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING BLOG T
TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING BLOG T
_TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING BLOG
__TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING BL
____TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING
______TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING BLOG TXT T
_________TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPING BLOG
____________TXT TYPING BLOG TXT TYPIN
______________TXT TYPING BLOG TXT
_________________TXT TYPING BL
___________________TXT TYPIN
_____________________TXT TY
______________________TXT
_______________________TX

dokney gang

2008-01-17T15:16:00.000-05:00

listin i no yur probabably amreican or something but whatefer just shutup and listin to my rel tru. they have a places in your one world whear its not as safe as your suburbs. they have rel problims and averyone isscared. thay can be all over but i am manly going ot focucs on just one for tody becse its to much to tell you all of them at once your interntes would break and oyu would probably die from a sad attack.
so listin about teh fcat i kno and shaer with you. i wil do whht i can to hel p this prolbim and you should so should you.

some place at our earht are not like the big city we have here were its no walmart targets and cosco . soem places are stil like a whild whlid west and will smiths not thare to save you from the robots. its relly abotu dangerlous animlas. they are not pets like we have to play and use for laber or to ride on. no thy are srious animls who don not fuck aroudn with you. they will kill you for rel. take a look at this house.

as you can se its ben take over by a rel donkey gang. i was in discuise as a one of them like i lerrn they slang and evn did an nitiations with them. oh i had a suit on form halloween. thas how i got this pictur. if i was in human cloths i woul dbe so dead rite now i probabably couldnt even txt type this blolg.
its not just tham its other aminals to but i only had a suit of a horse (they are uneducaded like we are so thy think a hores is the same as donkey) so i coldnt join gamgs with the owls or the tigerss. but you cna get the idea. they just kil people and breka up theyr house unit until its like a place fro them. so be safe ad stay inur sububrs and thats a REL TRU.

its teh cure

2008-01-16T12:31:00.000-05:00

ok so i no a rel tru. thsi one is abotu a guy who drank shis own blood. he isn ot a vampiper or anythin hs just rel smard abot it. i here a rumer hes from a anchent blodline of wicker pagins which isa seceret word abot witchs. sso anywvy hes jsut htis guy who dranks him own blods. but why and thats a question i wil look into for you to brang you a the REL TRU.

it was a very hrard time to track him down but final y i did with the help of a nataves boy from a city or vilage nearby and i had to pay him 2 bottle of coka cola. finnly i met this blodranker but he didnt welcmoes me about asking him he got mad and leaves. finaly he belive im not from a church or fbi to get him and him eplash to me abot its a retual that he family al does to become a man but it also to saty a man. becase thay have a rel curse on them that hwen they turn adlt they will tranfsom into a best. but this lsat day before him 18 birthdayhe drank his child blood to kep him from chnaging. and nnow its stil inhim ssystme so everyday he drnk it again to stay human, but if he misis a day you can se what hhapens.

it was licky to get fix bcause he drnak righta way but alredy he wanted ot eat grass insted. so becarefl ur not cursed but if ur are a cursed, drnk blod. thats the rel tru morel.

i dont stroke

2008-01-14T16:05:00.001-05:00

evvy day millian of poeple are effcted bya write strike. greedy fatcat holywood writrs are greedy about money adn now you and evvy won yuo love hes to pay. smoe of you may be concert that i wood go on strke to but yur rong and hers the rel tru about it.

fcat: goldin globes died cuz of the write stroke.
fact: yur not laughng at ~~jay leno~~ david latterman anymore
fcat: they rich anyays.
fcat: wen they dont wrote anywords evryone loses ajob.
facc: they sad about interlebs money? i ownly txt ype on the interwbs and i nevr got pay ONSE! thay rite for mroe than interlebs also for tv and moovie and othrse.
fact: mabe if thye txt type insted of write like an oedler caveman thy get more wrokdone fastr and make more money anyway. srsly who rites anmyoer?

as you can se, thry a rel jerk.

yeti sufferage

2008-01-10T10:42:00.000-05:00

lest weak i meet a yeti. im not lying hear a picshure:

so anyway he was prity col. i acshuly meet like 4 or osmthing i dont count im not a countr im a typr. so anywy he and his frinds wlke totly col about evry thning thy red my blog about wizrd dangr and they call me up cz htey live in ice castels to and they were like 'how come uou only talk baout wizrads in danjers and not yeti and im like i didnt evn no you existsed becusse i was wtching this serch for yetis on netionsl geogaphic and the set traps and camrerers and didnt find none and they wer e liike no shit we hide. i was like OH"

so presidnt gores movey was rite bout them too! they said thy cnat aford a bigr ice castls for they new babiues becaues thy cants sell the old one becuse a lot of fresaons like its melted, and properly values are down cuz of global wramming and thy hav a few intrestd buyyrs but couldnt finances because of allthe sub prom morgiges and the value of teh doller (yetis use USA currentsy) has drops so the markst to bad to sell. so now they cant get a biger unmelted ice castel and thy know a guy (yeti) who sneks into greenlend whish is covfrd in free ice but he canf find a job as illegsl imigrant yeti. also they yeti are euroeen and hate ameriyetis. evn though they helpds em out durings yeti world wars 2.

anywsa im sad so sell ur car and get a bike or a scatebord or like maybe ove to top of mountens and get a job at the bottom and ue can skee to wokr but not home.. i dunnot maybe hanglidf. or invest money in fule sell vehcils (but good money not US wrothles dollers, somethng stronk likea poudn strlings or yourose or yens maybe.)

tnks for svign the yeti.

a mazeing discovrys

2007-12-05T12:33:00.000-05:00

yuo thnk you nko me but you dont. shore you now im a rel pro at types, and txt typing. but ur not awhere of my hobys. for instant i are a deep see divrs who noew? i new. shut up and listn cuz i amde a mazing discrovers.
last city of atlampist.

its nto all mermans and fishladiz having perl fites and palying bubleswims or trident races. its a rel srsly place were everyon is a jrk like in newy orkl. a fihspepole metropolitcs. its crazy but tru, rel tru. above is a pishure of a real car thy made down thare with ther good technooly. its not a bubly sity like you thank eithr its made in a glass box, not dome. amd its like a milion thatusand miles likong. tht evn have wars and stfuf but only civil cuz ther is only 1 underwaters sity. so its cool. but moistly its justjrks who wnat no torists so gt outa my way! on day i amy go bck but the extchangr rate is trible (1 merdolar = 500 americ dolar. and a bobble of pepsi cast like 2 merdlaors. its sucky but fish job pay god like 20 merdolras an nor but they take fishnap a lot too so woks easy and all thay jubs re just like mall jobs her.)

a taco boy

2007-11-30T14:17:00.001-05:00

hi an woelcome to my blolg.
a story is a tru when i fact invistigates it. so ilstin to this.

one dya a boy who is tierd eat a taco. his taco is sooooog ood that when he ate he sayt wake up just to ate but not to selep evn thow hes so tire. he jsut kep stay up and kep stya up to has a taco but not to ntefvr slepd. i duno but you but im no docor but i no i need to seleep sometim so whin he dont i think a problm. but he dont he jst kep eat and ate toca. it mut be big czu my taco is donn eat and pop out in flive minit.
but he love a taco so god he sayt awake forevr until he finsih it but by then he die from exawshtion or probly eat to much also a chiose for his die reson. i alrdy say im no doctr.
the morel is dont lover your tacosfod so much you never lsept a gain or ulse you can sleptf orevr. its sad. and that a rel tru.

hlep compuetr

2007-11-28T13:19:00.000-05:00

So listin ino it ben a long tim sense i post to teh bolg but this is the rel tru abut it. I get hackd. Yup a rel tru.
So probaby a govermant agint was spy on my blogl about how i no rel tru about wizrads and gobul wraming so they shut me down. He did not hak the blogl but what he hack was my brane! yes.

He can use a magic progrim for a comoputr call "Memary Warshr" or somthing top govermant secrit. sjo he make dme for gt my passwors or osmthing but now I use anold indin sherpa to retore my mamory with a tea lief and a walk thru the brane forest. now i can see and strt to brang ur the rel tru you desirve.

today toopic is about vampipers. wwho can rdrank yur blods and make you won of them. Its a danger to my helth but i wint untercover to see one in action.

I met ham on a secrit website comumity about them sepecis. we chat and discus about meat in persom and he agre if i pay him a smal fee. I arange the meating somewher I think ws safe - an abandinned whfarf. me met at late nite so the sun wood not burn him face/off and i chose this spot so that noone wood be around for safty. we tlk about how pretty i am for a long time when he kept touch my hair. he kept ignor my quetion about what it like to be vampiper. jus tkep saing i was so soft and prety. he gave me some candys and a soda (it was god and cold brrrrr) then i fel asleep becuse it was so late i think when i got up he was gone cuz the sum came up or maybe he stay and burn to death i do ont no for shore. i thank he was homeless vampipre because hs tole my clothes.

WIZRDS IN DANJER!

2007-04-23T15:43:00.000-05:00

hi welcom t to my bllog. i wil be yur host and i liek that do you? ok now listin. its a siriously. now wait. back up a minit. i no what yur htanking but is not rite. i do no about this topic i spnt a long time with a lot of pople and we are talk about it and evything. we no each othr alot and we can be frinds in tha futrue but not the kid would drank tea togther. just like say hi on aim. ok so whtarver listin. i dit a lot of invistivatino abot this one. it take soverl months to get al this inforformtion to you at thr risk of mafia and ninja atack. so be thnkfull.

wut yur about to reed is hart to belief but its a rel tru:

wizrards are indanger. thar is not to many of htime in this world anymore because of a grand jory back in 1643 about witches and durids and how thry ruin village. so sinc thn a team of hidden nights and asasasins are on the hunt in illegal street fights to kill of aeevery wizrd alive. and i have proof. do you no a man call abram lincin? of course you do he freed amerca slaves. how? wizrd majic. and jon wiilk boot got him becuse he wsa a hunting night of the team "nights of temper'. usly this is more on the donwlow but such a pubic disply of wizfrdy angry jon wwillk sobad he lst his shit and gothim in dailyite.

anothr erason wizrds are gona die son is becus of global wraming.ask about al gore. he tll you this wizrds nature habitit is made of ice castleds and now they ard ieying from globabl wraming. take a lok at efidence of this wizrd on fire from spotanus humanzard combastion of globla wramming.

so if ou cn remembr to slow don to the speed limit you mite save a wild wizards live! be careful. i loveyo beu!

TOP GUN

2007-03-09T14:26:00.000-05:00

wellcom back. it ben a whle but i got a rel tru for you.
won time a man go to a be a good solider. so him jyon the armee. him gona tbe the best at the besst shot the hed guy them armee have. so he get a big gun adn then i m shot a atarget. bllwoq2!!!!!!!! its all brokn . them armmen say hae is a good sohtter and he ges a prrmoshun. evvy won is like OMGOMGMOG HOW DO U DO IT and ehs like "CHILL FOOOOOOOOLS" but thm won chil they wnana konw NOW. he keps blatsing all teh targits in a mllion peaces. but at nite hes gona dispare and evrywn is liek wtf whre he at? he is ahidn a rel scecret from evrywon. but evn thows he a best shotrs the world evrsn see somwon can flowlow him. andthat wsomewon wis ME!

ys. i folowl him al the way thrugh a wods. all thw ay down a rivr. all the way in a vcave where he stops. i wahc him srecetyl transfoRMAS into a warewolf and eat a got.!!!!! i was like OMGG!!! and hewas like HAHAHA OYU SEEME! i thoink he was gona eat me to but he didnt thas how i can tpie this. he tel me bout his momm is a wolf and his dad is a ware. now i get it. so tha fact is warewfols is a best shot! but in humrn form. wilf pawls cant shot a shot gun. HAAH DUMBAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pance Crap

2007-01-17T16:04:00.001-05:00

OK so thsi on time i was bully on. A big one take me and filed my pance wiht dog crap. He tald evvyone that i craps my pance and that i ate it. Evyone alwayss point to me adn clal me "Pance Crap Pance Crap You Smell A Doodoo" Som time i get putsh in a mud to say it was a crap stane. But also that wasent the worss port. When my pance are fule of dog crap, he sat me on fired and throw me on a dorsteps. When he ring a drorbell and run a man come out and stomp my back and leg. evvyone laf at him for the crap on him shoe. and laft at me for being stomp. he got rel mad bout his boot stane and thankk i did it so he sed "thank it funies? laft at this" and mked me eat a crap from him shoes and stomp my face. Its a rel tru and im stlil sad.

MMOntana: Wye it no a rel tru state.

2006-12-22T11:40:00.000-05:00

If you red my blog I hop yur americin becuse i hate foriners. Also, i hope you can be honist wiht yousefl and be a rel tru ameircn. Evryone nose home many state we got rite here in good old USA rite? You probly say 52. Many no that as a tru, but evn your txt books are so rong. Its relty 51. Heres a rel tru that mite shoctrocuet you to deth (WARMING! EXTRAME REL TRU DONT RED IF YUR OLD OR SOMETHANG)
Montina IS NOT A STAIT!.

FACT: Is you cen clerly see, it is in candada. NOT AMRICA.
FACT: We only clall it a stait toget more tax.
FACT: Only a raterd gote and maybe a dumb shoe live hther. Also non-humins.
FACT: It useles.
FCAT: The FBICIANSAPBSNBCABCFOXPOLESE use thit dumb won to blw up eople and for fire and trash.
FACT: Evvy candadian who lifes ther smels like a Homeles.
FACT: none can evin pronince it name.
FACT: the grownd is make out from out of chepe things like sigeret buts and popsickle sticks and hot glue and this one berd nist, and some strangs, and a tire or maybe a raft. somre has a skee and then a ovin mat, olive oil, probably spegetty, or and a butterbowl, ugly hits and a barf bag.

Sol istin up, dont preteen it a stait not any no more. its junk... remembr whin you a kid and a dad or stpe dad was leving mom again and he said that it was yur falut? its cuz he is from mintina. Not a rel tru americans. call bordr patrole on him.

Snaanta Claws

2006-12-20T13:29:00.000-05:00

Trun up you speekers becus you need to listin up! This a REL TRU. Ruffly 1 Zilliun peopel selabraet crissmis. But anothre ruffly 99% of them same people is not who no what the is the rel tru story of the grate sannta clas.

Sannta was a young boy when he was younger. He wsa burn in a manger on planit krypton. His virgin mom and dad were in big troubel so they put him in a rockitship with rainder and sent him to planit erth. He was rased by a famly like an orfin son but thay new he was a rel werrd won. Thay sint hmi on a mission when he got old but he got crusifyd by his arch eneny Lex Luter. But hi live. Now to pay a world for him dying sins he must delivr a zilliun toys to kids, but only if thay are rich becus i dont no its a mistry. He laves in the south powl and dansis with al a talkin smurfs who he slaves to his toy factry. He also has a lot of gards like adobmbible snowmin, and a robot. and a million gun shoters. people alwey wnt to tseel him toy or rainder to mak him lost a power no the snow. if you lave hima cookie or cow milk he wil fil yoursock with cindy but if you dunt he wil put in crude oil.
Evvywon warship saanta becus of his miracl pwoer and lots of strong branes. He can see anyone everyware becuse rely his virgin dad wasn't rel but it was god. So on his burthdya you cna eat a candcane to remimbr how he use to get hit with a cane for ppunishmint. Back in the goldin day you can beet you kid up rel hard and mak him blood or cry or somethin. So my moril is this; FACT: Baby stannta is a lerjick to the son, so he only brang toy at nite, so owr sun is make out of a out of kriptonintes.

ftench dogs

2006-12-18T16:17:00.000-05:00

my last rel tru remind me baout anothr won. its simular like about dogg., a rel tru is that its a big lie. wat? let me tlel you.

franch buldog. they are a bigfat lye. none about is it a franch. i buy won for a speriment. listin. he want eat any ftanch frys, or franch toste. or franch salid. or franch onyun soup; or franch toste! aslo he wont eat frog life or ded or a snale life or dea.d i cnat teech him to smoke. i thank he sa defect won but i tak him back to a stour and they say for shure its a rel. i say "YA A REL TRU LIE JERK"

aslo they dont lokc franch. i can buy a black end wite stripes shrit but he want growe a mustash or kep on his baray!

so dong waste you muny on a rel fake dog.

a dgos dtaile

2006-12-15T17:03:00.000-05:00

so a rel tru about a improtint thign. one time a byuo flel in a wel. his dad is pilit and is vry dispaointed in him sun. he is chsing his dog and thy fights ovre al bone. so this rel big dog cna nock him an a well and he fles. now his pilit dad says "Im no prouds". it a sad dya. whin a rescue happin he must use him dad rifel to shot a dog. also his dad was sad abotu that cuz it was a famly dgo nt justa boy adn he shot it. dad herad that news and crash him hole plani in a oshin or lak.e 134 peple die in wter plain crush. now this pboy is ano orfan inad a dogless. so a poitn is this: fact: dnog figt a dog for bones or oyur dad will crush his plian.

slaimnders

2006-12-14T11:39:00.000-05:00

yow wanta no a rel treu? ok listin up. thsi one migte be hard fro somes of youw. but you nede to tak it likea min! ijmso sick of how lame girl you are act. ok.
so lisitn up ok. thsi is so rel so true its a rel teur.

one daiy it wa s aslamainder gking. he was mich bigers than the toher saliminder. the is why him so king. he wsa a good and nobbles knig. btu one itme a man come to him ahnd he was a evil and a wizrds. he wants to to makes teh kking be aslav. forhth wizrad. so saliminders say NOWAY butas hims so moch pwoer asa winzar that hi cnn ciast a smpell that mkes aa salmindger king ot do whtafgverr hehw ants. this iws whats a peshop is comeing form and now you know it a rel tru.
so wehn you shop to bgetes a bpet for a kids or an ooldman home or anybe a clsassroom and i ududno maybes like a cop or a yours postm deilverery man or lis cuzin frnk or ant minny.lisin i donts ono wohs oyu shoopses for but i just types and you ask me about its so like, your ar ethe ones how sis dumb one here. god. whoever i doesnt evenin mattr. the pOINTis th at salimindresr just might ba king who udnrs a rel wizrard spel.
and if you cute am open and drink thn you can be a wirzrd to. but less power thanm e cuz i drink salmindr all day.

baesbal FACT

2006-12-13T14:40:00.000-05:00

ok so this one might be a longer wone that n suualy. but deal with it cuz its a rel tru and its super inportnt. ok/good. thsi is all a good fact ino about a real gragdy.
thsi girls in the world is a rel body and she is in many sad. she cna be a god eprsons sometnie but mostnly shesa jerk. it noasways her futls cuz sometimes shess got a bid raps. ok litsin. i no wha yours thingsking but dont. youralred so rong.
sha grouw up back in the oldsoluth and ther was a farm and all hose thing. and soethinme shse was in fights with a pboy and somehns she was plaing in the cornfelds. but anoths tie she was secret good at bseball. so she wntead to joins a tem to play a god time and win all the homreuns. but thya wouldnt like a grl doin that so thy said NONWAAY. so her was alwoays crying abotuits but oyu know what its ok cuz shes got a plan.
she beat and old men andtakes him clohtes and wears em good likea real men wonuld. now she can tricks a boy tohtingks shesa boy asnd now she gota tryout for a tieam. so she ges on the team so shes areal good oen. i htnka bout that onldman and no he didnt die invain.
nows she got to be a good players but was alwasy ask 'wht your name whtat hyour name' and she always te em ruth cuz htas her name but thy now think its a min not a ladys so they hthank ruth is a list naem. wel nows on her jerssy and she sas ok but a news reportas hows is rela a girl to is asking a quesion whas you name waats your noame and she has to anser this tiem from a ltos of gilt. but a wonam reporter is in lovr iwth her so hse doensts spill them bean. she just tel the world secret ocde that is a girl buy calin him BABE like a hot babe youwna date so hard. but you cant cuz you cuy your haire wiht a flowbea and a cavuum clenar. but now you lok real bad and now gal babe detes you. so sad is life. now back to story so readsrz evyerwhate think shes a baber uth. now she go no for a long ime being fmaous baseblas and winging a homerun and soetime eatng a olot. and hse gets fat to. but who cares for a men tohbe that way.

can oyu gueys who the blaseball bplayer real was/? NO NOT MIKE JORADAN.
ITS BABY RUTH!
wow so nowe tha you now a rel ture sturoy about bae roth you can be a rela fan of womni everywher. tahs my morel.

housres

2006-12-13T14:23:00.000-05:00

herse a atrue about ahorse. wen i eat a horesmeat i get real sick. but ighatta eat it cuz im por. its soad but true so give a dollr to a bel ringer but only if hes a real one fake ones may not buy me a rel meat package. and instead will buya vidogame or something like htis for his childsupport. im the real vitem cuz im so pora i eat goat and ghorse meat.

af ishy storey

2006-12-13T14:22:00.000-05:00

LIstin heres a good story baout a rockfish and a old man. ONe day a girl finds an old man and he died. Want o see why he choked. Hes a f ishrman and he coght a frock fish and he ate it raw and choke because a bone. Girl hates fishreman now but has t morry won because of arrange marrige i nher village. its a sod fact but its a true story. listen man. moral is that i h0pe oyu dont stuck your troat on allthe bones of a rockfish ok it makes girls have a bad marrige.

blad man!

2006-12-13T14:11:00.000-05:00

oh and hares a realo tru ist about this men who is a bald. he cn no growns anyomroie hairs ans his wife loves a man with mullit so she lefv hi but he neads her lovings to help maybe his clakp get bigger. so he trties to wins her baick but she trhows up in him blad tophead. a mircle hippins here, whern he grosw hare from hr vomit sporuts@ he has a bigst fulst heda of haires ever in him lifve. but nows he is so wet pantsie for he but he say NOO WAYS HO ZAAYS. he getsa a seyx schoogirls!